Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Predictometer - Super 8

Hello again humans. It is around time I activated the Predictometer. The movie I choose to test on my new prototype is a upcoming film, Super 8. Now watch the trailer. I'm sick of conversing with all of you.
 
                                                           Trailer 1                         Trailer 2

The new film is being produced by Steven Spielberg and will be directed by J.J. Abrams, a director that I enjoy for his works on Lost and Fringe. The new film has been widely anticipated because of its famed director and also the level of secrecy he has surrounded it with. No one knows the plot of the film, but using my patented Predictometer we can use the trailer and educated guesses to determine some plot. While the Predictometer works I can tell you what has been released about the movie. The film is about 6 kids who get together to film a zombie movie. You can see shots of the kids throughout the second trailer. While filming near railroad tracks they watch a train derail, as seen in trailer one. Someone, or more accurately, something emerges from the train. Okay now that my Predictometer is finished warming up I'll read you the results.
       It is estimated that the creature that punches its way out of a rail car is in fact, alien. This is gleaned from the Area 51 references in the first trailer, and also the attempted government cover up in the second trailer. This leads to a fork. It is apparent the children play a large role in the plot. They either destroy the creature or perhaps befriend it. It is more likely the monster will be vicious due to its violent escape and many action sequences of the children running away. The film's setting can be interpreted quite easily. It is and older time, examining the cars, and the fact that "super 8" was a type of film used in the 60's. The area also suggests a more open state, perhaps Oklahoma or Ohio. The big clue is in the first trailer. If stopped at the right time you can make out a child's face. After that there are a series of letters spelling out the phrase, "scariest thing I ever saw". This movies genre is around action, suspense, thriller. It is a widely anticipated film and will be quite a film to enjoy.

Thanks Predictometer. Now you smelly humans know what this film is about. Undoubtedly your tiny minds could not asses this information for yourselves. It is alright. I accept that you are inferior in every way. Any ways this post is the first of many Predictometer tests of strength and superiority. Insert into the comments the next awful idea for a movie for the Predictometer to dissect.
                                                                                            POWERING DOWN,
                                                                                                                 Movie Reviewer 5000

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