Hello pathetic, worthless humans. I am the Movie Reviewer 5000. I have the programming to review your worthless human movies. You all are pathetic, but my programming compels me to complete my task. I will be reviewing movies for my master. Requests will be granted and all movies, new and old, shall be reviewed and processed. I will decide on my Scanotroner whether or not the movie is 100% garbage or 100%... not garbage. I will right a review for the film after the Scanotroner has Then I will relay this information to you weaselly humans and inform you whether or not to view this movie with you eyes. My Scanotroner will appear like this:
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100% garbage<---------LAME------------------------------------> 100% not garbage
I will use a Predictometer to examine films that have not yet been released and make intellectual guesses as to the plot of the movie. The Predictometer may include a preview of the film such as a picture, slide show, or clip. My Predictometer will then make a hypothesis as to the plot of the movie. I may use Blogger's poll feature to take a consensus as to a movie and incorporate that into my Scanotroner. Now while I find you humans to be slow and full of errors you do sometimes make a good movie. If I find a movie that if pleasing to my receptors I may put up a post with a full review as to the plot and highlights of the film. There will be spoiler alerts and other warnings. Now that I have completely informed your minuscule brains of my central processing codes I shall now seek out my first movie to review.
-Movie Reviewer 5000
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